You've Been Tangoed

I was wearing my Festival Hat and Coat Combo (scroll down to the bottom of this page and look at the photo) when I chatted with the young authors, so God knows what they made of me.

And earlier on that evening, one of the many Happy Drunken Young Men in attendance approached me and asked me to show his mate my hat and coat, cos he's "really into ginger stuff," and seeing as his mate was horizontal at the time, I thought it only right and proper that I stand foot to foot and then topple over on top of him and give him a Giant Fluffy Orange Hug before strolling away.

He seemed surprised.

What?


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