Takes After His Mum

Felix, 5 years old: "Something really funny just happened, Mummy."

"Oh yes?"

"Yes, I had my sandwich in my lap and then I looked down and it wasn't there any more and I thought, oh no, someone's stolen my sandwich, and then I found it in my hand!"

"Haha, I do that kind of thing all the time."

"I done it again, Mummy!"

[Mummy laughs]

"I keep doing it again and again and again! What's wrong with me?"

"It's called absent-mindedness, honey. It's hereditary."


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