A Hardly Cloud

Felix, looking out of the window this morning after having jumped on our bed at 6.30am:

"Oh, what a lovely day it is Mummy. There's a hardly cloud in the sky."

Felix, later on:

"It's very hot today Mummy."

"That's because it's summer."

"But Mummy, it rains in the summer."

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"I know what I want to do when I'm growed up."

"Oh yes?"

"Yes, I'm not going to have a job. When it's raining, I'll work on a computer, and when it's sunny I'll have a dog and take it out in the sunshine. I don't want a child, though."

"Why not?"

"Because it would jump on my bed in the mornings."


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