Eight Things
[oops, just found this draft post wot I forgot to post]
Right. The whole memification situation in the blogosphere is frankly a little lacking in imagination, in that the only meme currently in existence seems to the same flipping one, in various different guises: namely, Make a List of Stuff Your Readers Don't Already Know.
And I have been tagged several times, and just kind of ignored and/or forgotten about it, cos I couldn't be bothered and don't like being told what to do, and anyway there is a limit to the number of times you can make such a list without running out of material...
But anyway. Honey tagged me, and did it in a very sweet way, so I will do it. And then it will be Done and if anyone else tags me and asks me to make a similar list I will point them here and say, "Look! I already did it!"
So, here we go. Some stuff you may or may not know about me:
(1) I have blue carpets and red carpets, and the carpet-fitters thought I was mad.
(2) I am bisexual. Many people think you can only be bisexual if you are non-monogamous and simultaneously sleeping with both men and women. This is utter rot. Just as people who are in long term heterosexual relationships continue to be attracted to members of the opposite sex, thus it is with me. I just get double the people to lust over. I was a lesbian for three years between the ages of 16 and 18, but in the end I had to defy the radical separatist feminists and come out as a man-lover as well as a woman-lover.
(3) I have a double verruca on my right foot which seems to penetrate to the very core of my being and is immune to the strongest chemicals.
(4) I once had sex up a tree.
(5) I was once in a band called Mojo Filter.
(6) I have driven a minibus through the centre of Paris, a van to Inverness in a blizzard, an automatic over the French Alps and two days after I bought my first car I drove it from Manchester to Cornwall without finding the switch for the headlamps, or knowing how to get it into reverse.
(7) I used to take rather a lot of [cough] recreational substances. I don't any more.
(8) I once had a nervous breakdown.
Argh, I'm sure most of you already know half this stuff. Ah well, I did my best.
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Right. The whole memification situation in the blogosphere is frankly a little lacking in imagination, in that the only meme currently in existence seems to the same flipping one, in various different guises: namely, Make a List of Stuff Your Readers Don't Already Know.
And I have been tagged several times, and just kind of ignored and/or forgotten about it, cos I couldn't be bothered and don't like being told what to do, and anyway there is a limit to the number of times you can make such a list without running out of material...
But anyway. Honey tagged me, and did it in a very sweet way, so I will do it. And then it will be Done and if anyone else tags me and asks me to make a similar list I will point them here and say, "Look! I already did it!"
So, here we go. Some stuff you may or may not know about me:
(1) I have blue carpets and red carpets, and the carpet-fitters thought I was mad.
(2) I am bisexual. Many people think you can only be bisexual if you are non-monogamous and simultaneously sleeping with both men and women. This is utter rot. Just as people who are in long term heterosexual relationships continue to be attracted to members of the opposite sex, thus it is with me. I just get double the people to lust over. I was a lesbian for three years between the ages of 16 and 18, but in the end I had to defy the radical separatist feminists and come out as a man-lover as well as a woman-lover.
(3) I have a double verruca on my right foot which seems to penetrate to the very core of my being and is immune to the strongest chemicals.
(4) I once had sex up a tree.
(5) I was once in a band called Mojo Filter.
(6) I have driven a minibus through the centre of Paris, a van to Inverness in a blizzard, an automatic over the French Alps and two days after I bought my first car I drove it from Manchester to Cornwall without finding the switch for the headlamps, or knowing how to get it into reverse.
(7) I used to take rather a lot of [cough] recreational substances. I don't any more.
(8) I once had a nervous breakdown.
Argh, I'm sure most of you already know half this stuff. Ah well, I did my best.
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