True Love
Daddy: "I expect lots of girls will."
Felix: "Yes, lots of girls like me. One, two..." [counts on fingers] "Seven girls like me! But I like Holly best. Can we live together when we're big?"
Daddy: "If you both want to."
Felix: "But I might not know her any more."
Daddy: "Not necessarily. You might go to the same secondary school, and then you could know her until you're 18, and you could get married."
Felix: "Oh no, me and Holly don't want to get married."
Daddy: "Just like me and Mummy."
Felix: "Yes. Will we be able to visit you and Mummy, when we live together?"
Daddy: "Yes, and you can bring your children to see us, and we will be their grandparents."
[Felix looks very worried]
Felix: "But Daddy, me and Holly don't know how to make children yet."
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Labels: Felixisms




4 Comments:
Aw, brilliant! I guess he'll find out soon enough...
Take one tin baby powder; add water; stir.
The baby will always smell snice, and will learn to talc early.
((gets coat))
Snice? Sbollocks.
;o)
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