Boob Pencil: during pregnancy may cause the fetus to become dependent on biblical

Sunday, March 25, 2007

during pregnancy may cause the fetus to become dependent on biblical

That was the title of a spam email I just received. I love it.

I'm not sure why anyone would think it would make me want to buy anything though (stocks and shares, penis extensions, drugs, who knows - I didn't bother to open it). I really don't want my fetus (sic) to become dependent on biblical.

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Labels: Silly

3 Comments:

Rob said...: It's not even "biblical": it's "bibilical". As though your placenta were to be replaced by a bible.; 6:13 PM
Clare said...: Ah yes, that was a typo. By me. Because for some mad reason I typed the whole thing out again, instead of just copying and pasting.

I like the placenta-bible idea, though.; 7:59 PM
Ms Melancholy said...: Funny!; 8:08 PM

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Name: Clare Sudbery

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I’m a software engineer, I’ve just written my second novel, and I can hold seventeen pencils under each breast. During my 37 years on this planet I’ve been a Scrabble fanatic, a trapeze artist, a maths and philosophy graduate, a cleaner, a revolutionary socialist, a hedonist, a lesbian vegetarian women-only workers’ co-op member and a meat-eating heterosexual computer programmer. I live in inner city Manchester, in a decrepit house with bits of old ship in the cellar, a dismembered shop dummy in the garden, a child on the sofa and a journalist in the bed. I once went to trapeze lessons for a whole year. I loved being upside down and in the sky, but I wasn’t very good at it. I was never really a trapeze artist. An interview with me. Me Me Me Me Me.